I have no idea why I enjoy hating things on the Internet, but I do. I thought I’d share my pain in a whenever-I-feel-like-it (but not more than weekly) series I will call The Worst Thing I Have Seen On The Internet (This Week). It’ll have an easy to remember acronym TWTIHSOTI(TW). It’ll be good.

Tough call on what the worst thing ever on the Internet is this week, but I’m gonna go with the aggressively horny Lyrics Genius annotation of Hungry Like The Wolf.

DOOT DOO DOO DOOT DOO DOO DOOT DOO DOO DOOT DOO DOO DOO DOOT DOOOOOOOOO

Okay. This is, uh. Well, it’s not good. It’s… almost English. I think they mean “overtures,” but that’s still not quite right. A painfully bad ear for language.

So, let’s read more!

Owww.

Oof. I guess that’s bad, but it could be worse. It could–

AAAAAAAAAAAA

 

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FUCK